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The source of the smell. Wikipedia This spring, New Yorkers will have their noses assaulted by an unpleasant odor coming from the army of white-blossom covered trees that line many of the city's streets. These flowers, though lovely in appearance, smell like a mixture of rotting fish and semenaccording to a variety of web reports, and personal accounts from those in our own newsroom.

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Springtime in the city smells like flowers and cum and vomit. And I'm not talking about your neighborhood dive bar airing out after a long, dank winter—I'm talking about the trees. These nauseating aromas are infamous throughout American metropoli.

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Image by Ashley Goodall. You know the smell. It's that chlorine musk that reminds you of either narrowly dodging a pregnancy or being a year-old boy.

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I hate trees. Not all trees. I mean, I like the mimosa tree outside my back patio.

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It reminded me vaguely of swimming pools. Was it chlorine? I sniffed again, more deeply than before.

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Don't have an account yet? Get the most out of your experience with a personalized all-access pass to everything local on events, music, restaurants, news and more. That foul fragrance is the contribution of the Callery pear tree to Colorado.

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Warning: Not for the shy ladies. Every spring, a certain white-blossom tree comes into full bloom and women everywhere maybe even you, reader get weird deja-vu while walking down the street on a lovely day. What is that smellthey think, and why is it so familiar?

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It's pretty to look at, with its springtime blooms of puffy white flowers contrasted by crimson fall colors. And it was once the darling of subdivision planners across America. But it turns out the tree has a whole canopy of flaws some of them sexual in nature that are driving its reputation — sorry for the extra metaphor here — straight into the ground. Among them: its brittle build, its selfish ways, its poor self-care and — let's be honest here — the fact that it's awfully promiscuous.

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Apple and Google should be ashamed of their part in an insidious Saudi Arabian app that even the Saudi government now admits has to change 'It's about controlling your dollar': The inside story of how the New York Yankees and the Dallas Cowboys became the most valuable franchises in sport. The raunchy-smelling flowers come from the Bradford Pear tree. The trees were planted all throughout New York in the s because they are hard to kill — they grow fast and can thrive in tough conditions.

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Top definition. Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen. Woman: Hey Darnelldo you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!

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