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Schitt's Creek is one of the best things to come out of Canadian television. The popular show tells the classic fish-out-of-water story of a once-rich family who is forced to give up their luxurious lifestyle and move to the only place they can afford; a small town the father bought as a joke. Over the years, the show has made us laugh, cry, and everything in between as we've watched the Rose family realize there's more to life than money.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. How do you get a sweet year-old lady to say the F word? As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Our expert humourologists have determined the most age appropriate jokes for teens. It can be very difficult to be sure that teens find anything at all funny, because they often work hard on maintaining a straight face. Rest assured, despite a stony exterior, all teens who are told these jokes are inwardly giggling like happy little toddlers.
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Thanks to the dark comedy, "Heathers," we have quotes like the above in our cultural consciousness. The film centers around year-old Veronica Winona Rydera popular girl beholden to her three uber-popular friends -- all named Heather -- and J. Christian Slatera rebellious transfer student with an affinity for guns.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have? My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn. To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
Being a teenager is not easy, but everyone seems to forget about that the minute they stop being one. They remember everything fondly and wish they were young again, but forget that when they were actually teenagers it was a horrible time when hormones, friendships, relationships and pubic hair seemed to be out of control. Although to be fair, these days the tight-jeans trend seems to have taken over.